16 9 / 2014

"If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do."

16 9 / 2014

  • 1: bad
  • 2: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
  • 3: bad
  • 4: bad

16 9 / 2014

and with this you know she is a fangirl…

(Source: brighterthanroses, via alexisriversong)

16 9 / 2014

kickedthe-hornetsnest:

heyharpo:

"Yes…this is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we will call it…This Land!"

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"…I think we should call it your grave!"

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"Ah, CURSE YOUR SUDDEN BUT INEVITABLE BETRAYAL!"

BLESS THE CREATOR OF THIS POST

(via sherlockianpotterheadedwhovian)

16 9 / 2014

dacookiesrmine:

sparklywizard-in-a-box:

sovereigncephalopod:

misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:

dinosaurs-daleks-and-detectives:

I love how tumblr is so hell bent on their being a Marauders movie they will probably end up making it themselves

wow this is scarily well done

BEST ONE BEST ONE BEST ONE

YOUNG SNAPE THO

(Source: bowberry, via the-perks-of-being-in-wonderland)

16 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

oursweetorangejune:

soooooo today’s been a big Eleven/River adoration day (as usual)

cause c’mon look at these cutiesimage

JUST LOOOOOOOK AT THEM OMFGimage

they’re so flirty and lovely…

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but then I think oh wait! cauSE BOTH ARE GONE

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FOREVER

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SO I’M STILL NOT OVER IT OK????!

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*cries over otp in a corner*

(via yyowzah)

16 9 / 2014

marblechemist:

labyrinth-of-lucifer:

I really fucking hate it when guys act like marriage is literally the end of their lives like if it’s so fucking bad, and you hate it so much, don’t get fucking married and put your spouse through hell because you’re shit. If you feel trapped you’re doing it wrong.

Filed under: Sitcom Tropes That Need to Go Away Forever

(via sometimesifangirltoohard)

16 9 / 2014

 Team TARDIS (or The Team That Shops Together) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Source: themysticalsong, via becauseofalexkingston)

16 9 / 2014

moffiarty:

captainbadasswatson:

tjlr is rude because it is anti- something that makes a lot of people happy. like, it’s pretty much the same as being anti-kittens or anti-cheesecake or anti-cyndi lauper’s fashion sense. it’s just being an asshole

what if someone is allergic to let’s…